I went to the Java Lava Cafe to buy some orange juice, and paid with a five. Austin gave me this change back, a dollar that saids "BUSH IS THE BEST" in all caps, coming out of George Washington's mouth. Anyway, I ended up putting it in Cliff's birthday gag gift. It's in Barbie's skirt rolled up to show the balloon dialogue "Bush is the best." Cliff, who is not so Republican, and sarcastically funny as hell, appreciated the humor.

If you're wondering about Barbie, the id of the art department wanted to create "Bondage Barbie" with a Ninja theme (Dum-Dum lolipop nunchucks). Also included in this gag art piece, a blown up whoopie cushion, fake eye balls taped to Barbie's breasts, a package of oatmeal wrapped up with stapled bond paper, Japanese restaurant branded hand wipes and a package of raisin.

As a part of the gift, he got to assign anyone in our department to sit on the whoopie cushion, so he chose the elegant Emily. I hope Emily gives me permission to upload that video.

Cliff is going to deconstruct the art piece and re-gift it. Cliff always jokes that "Truth is stranger than fiction."