This is Cliff with two Pocky sticks as fang. He is the funniest guy, and always has the best stories. He should really write a book.
Anyway, I told him about "the squirrel story."
He suggested that I email the photos of the albino squirrel, and tell her that the ghost of the squirrel she killed is haunting Prospect Park.
He's got other stories:
The $10 million Spit, a true story
We were thinking about starting a magazine for kids called Cereal
, which should just be about cereal, and kids that read this magazine, have to read the squirrel-power oath when they wear the squirrel wristband
that is the "surprise" in every "Honey Bunches of Oats" cereal.